1. Who?
    This website is run by a small communalist collective in South Dakota. We number approximately 73, and we are bound by a belief in the holiness inherent in the Cow, the Fish,the Elephant, and Willy Scott.

2. What?
    The Cow, the Fish, the Elephant and Willy Scott are the four deities that we worship, and who we believe possess an inherent holiness. The Cow is symbolized by His Holy Speech, embodied on Earth by the widely recognized "Moo" sound. The Fish is symbolized by the very thing which plagues His existence: the Holy Fish Hook. The Elephant has no symbol;to attach a Holy Symbol to the Elephant is to name Him, and we believe that this is an impossible task. Willy Scott, finally, inhabits the Earth, specifically in the areas surrounding the great nation of Scotland, known to us as the Holy Place. His symbol is the Holy Bagpipes, and the Holy Sound which they give us. It is our belief that, because of the inherent holiness possessed by these four deities, they must be worshipped; following logically from this, we conclude that if we do not worship these four deities who possess inherent holiness, we will inevitably suffer eternally in the afterworld, underground in Algeria, being, at the same time, stomped onby the Elephant, bitten by the Fish, sat on by the Cow, and had our heads repeatedly exploded by the Holy Bagpipe playing of Willy Scott. We also believe that the following words are holy, in this order:

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Memorize these words, for they are very important.

3. Where?
    In South Dakota.

4. When?
    Our religion originated in the the Year of the Cow17338473248972. This corresponds to the standard year A.D. 1998.

5. Why?
    Because the holiness which is inherent intheCow, the Fish, the Elephant, and Willy Scott we believe that we must worshipthem. In order to worship them, it is necessary to spread their Holy Message as much as is possible. We began this website in an effort to acccomplish this task.

6. How?
    Netscape Composer and Holy Direct HTML Editing.

The Holy Cow
-Information about the Holy Cow.

The Moo Award
-About the Moo Award: what is it, who are the winners, and how canyou apply for it.

The M.O.O. Movement
-The M.O.O. Movement: what is it, and how you can join.

Contact: cowfish@cowfish.8m.com
-Contact us with comments, questions, suggestions, or whatever.